A podcast about how much your favorite band sucks.
This has to stop. Nobody asked for it and nobody wants it. Christmas music is canceled. If we all come together on this then we can make it happen. How would that be for a Christmas miracle?!
We dedicate this episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks to anyone who has ever worked retail in the month of December. You didn’t deserve that.
If you think the Rolling Stones are “cool” then you probably tried to join the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle gang at some point.
They’re not cool. They never were. They were told how to dress and how to talk. Even they know they suck at making music because they’ve only put out two albums in the past, like, twenty years and one of them was just a bunch of stupid covers.
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Yeah, yeah. You think we think we’re edgy for saying The Beatles suck. No, they really do suck. They made bad music and you should feel bad for liking it. Unless you already agree with us, in which case, welcome to your new favorite podcast.
The Beatles took American music and sold it back to us with accents and stupid haircuts. Why are we supposed to be impressed? Oh, because they were the first ones to… Wait, they weren’t the first ones to do anything important? What’s going on here? Mark thinks if The Beatles are your favorite band then you don’t even like music. Tyler doesn’t disagree. Hear why The Beatles don’t deserve credit for anything other than how much they suck on the first episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks.
John Lennon’s stupid letter to the New York Times