Latest Your Favorite Band Sucks Podcast Episodes

Elvis Costello Sucks

Elvis Costello Sucks

• Episode 32
Parents everywhere lose the “you’re not dropping out” argument to their teenagers on a regular basis because Elvis Costello inexplicably had a career in music. How do you talk someone out of chasing their dreams if this guy can make it? It’s madness. Who put Elvis Costello on the sacred cow …
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Queen Sucks

Queen Sucks

• Episode 31
Queen is a fitting name because this band royally sucks. Arena Rock is just another word for pandering on as huge a scale as possible. Write two jock jams and coast on filler. Way to go, guys. Maybe next time you can do one about a cat pissing? Half this band's "biggest fans" know ten of their songs …
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The Misfits Suck

The Misfits Suck

• Episode 30
Now that everyone’s decided the entirety of October is Halloween Month, we’re seeing way too many people who find it acceptable to not only walk around wearing Misfits merch but actually listen to their atrocious music. So, surprise, The Misfits suck! And if you are somehow operating …
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Led Zeppelin Sucks

Led Zeppelin Sucks

• Episode 29
The band that committed every crime in the Rock & Roll Rule Book... If there's been a worse influence on rock vocalists than Robert Plant, please remember that Janis Joplin is too annoying to even think about, let alone bring into this conversation. Someone should really go back and look at how much …
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Nine Inch Nails Sucks

Nine Inch Nails Sucks

• Episode 28
This is the McDonald's of goth culture. Goth Daddy Too Buff (a.k.a. Trent Reznor) has been cashing in on teen angst for thirty freakin' years. Think about that for a second. This is a 50-year-old man who's monetized temper tantrums. Give us a break. Mark likes to refer to Nine Inch Nails as …
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Smashing Pumpkins Suck

Smashing Pumpkins Suck

• Episode 27
First of all, this isn't a band. It's Billy Corgan going into a studio and recording 100 guitar tracks per song, then whispering half his vocals before eating a bunch of broken glass and recording the other half. You're not Kevin Shields, man. Chill. Next, this episode contains a shocking revelation …
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The Doors Suck

The Doors Suck

• Episode 26
The Doors are the musical equivalent of a 20-year-old who's taken five guitar lessons and one philosophy class. That's gonna seem pretty far ahead of where you are when you're 15. You're not 15. Stop listening to this band. This is also a great example of why automatically respecting your elders is …
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The Smiths Suck

The Smiths Suck

• Episode 25
Everyone likes The Smiths because it's super impressive that Morrissey, clearly a deaf man, can approximate singing, right? Also, guess what, it ain't just Morrissey. This entire band is the worst. Are The Smiths influential? Sure. Are any of the bands they influenced good, like, even a little bit? …
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Steely Dan Sucks

Steely Dan Sucks

• Episode 24
Listen up, Danfans. You’ve been wrong and you always will be wrong until the moment you admit that liking Steely Dan is the audio equivalent of enjoying the smell of your own farts. Steely Dan sucks. Nothing about this is as interesting as you think it is. You might as well track down the …
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The Beastie Boys Suck

The Beastie Boys Suck

• Episode 23
The Beastie Boys not only suck but are also perhaps the single most annoying gimmick in music history. It is jaw-dropping that this made-for-frat-boys cultural theft happened and that critics somehow fell in love with it. It’s as if three people were sitting around wondering how stupid any …
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About Your Favorite Band Sucks (YFBS) Podcast

Welcome to Your Favorite Band Sucks, the comedy music podcast where hosts Mark and Tyler take your beloved bands and explain why they actually suck. Each episode of YFBS features hilarious music criticism, band reviews, and comedic takes on popular artists from all genres.