Tool Sucks

Tool Sucks

 

Tool is the official soundtrack of thinking you’re smarter than everyone else. Caveat lector, edgelords.¬†We’re coming straight for the chinks in your armor.

In this episode, Mark and Tyler treat a dissection of Tool with all the respect the band deserves, which is none. The formula to create this product is laughably easy. There’s a reason Tool fans have a reputation as some of the worst people in America – they are.

Listen, realizing you’re an idiot is never easy but try not to overreact, okay?