U2 Sucks

U2 Sucks

Is U2 the single most overrated band on the planet? They very well may be. Saying that U2 sucks is like saying that passing a cluster of kidney stones sucks. Words don’t do it justice. Still, Mark and Tyler have bad things to say about U2. Very bad things.

The Edge has never even been able to play guitar. Bono seems to have a total lack of self-awareness from day one. Side note: can we please get a petition going to ban him from being in documentaries and/or continuing to be a massive hypocrite on political issues?

Christmas Music Sucks

Christmas Music Sucks

This has to stop. Nobody asked for it and nobody wants it. Christmas music is canceled. If we all come together on this then we can make it happen. How would that be for a Christmas miracle?!

We dedicate this episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks to anyone who has ever worked retail in the month of December. You didn’t deserve that.

The Rolling Stones Suck

The Rolling Stones Suck

If you think the Rolling Stones are “cool” then you probably tried to join the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle gang at some point.

They’re not cool. They never were. They were told how to dress and how to talk. Even they know they suck at making music because they’ve only put out two albums in the past, like, twenty years and one of them was just a bunch of stupid covers.