Green Day Sucks

Green Day Sucks

Don’t feel bad for listening to Mark & Tyler dump on Green Day. They deserve it, maybe more than any other band on the podcast so far. They’ve stolen more songs than Led Zeppelin, their big political statements are all BS and, well, they suck.

In defense of Green Day, everyone who has accused them of selling out is an idiot. This band never started (or stopped) sucking for monetary gain because they have always sucked. Too old for their schtick? Check. Hypocrites? Check. Amateur hour with the booze? Check. Song thieves? Check.

LCD Soundsystem Sucks

LCD Soundsystem Sucks

This is what would happen if Derek Zoolander started a band. Next time New York City comes up with some trash like this, do everyone a favor and keep it to yourselves.

LCD Soundsystem sucks so hard, their own fans got mad at them for getting back together. That’s pretty bad, right? Would anyone know or care about this band if dude hadn’t founded DFA Records? No, they would not.

Mark and Tyler break it down.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Suck

Red Hot Chili Peppers Suck

Red Hot Chili Peppers are the herpes of music! They destroyed American rock radio, maybe forever. (Like herpes.) Flea can play a lot of notes but he’s playing them on a bass guitar so nobody should care. Oh, by the way, does anyone happen to know what Anthony Kiedis’ favorite state is? Yeah, shut up about California, dude. We get it. Switch it up a little. Write another song about your wiener.

What on earth was John Frusciante ever doing in this band?

Mark has strong opinions about Dave Navarro! Tyler is concerned about the ability of one particular RHCP fan to pass an STD screening! Mike Patton has a legitimate reason to hate Anthony Kiedis! All that and more – on this week’s episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks!

U2 Sucks

U2 Sucks

Is U2 the single most overrated band on the planet? They very well may be. Saying that U2 sucks is like saying that passing a cluster of kidney stones sucks. Words don’t do it justice. Still, Mark and Tyler have bad things to say about U2. Very bad things.

The Edge has never even been able to play guitar. Bono seems to have a total lack of self-awareness from day one. Side note: can we please get a petition going to ban him from being in documentaries and/or continuing to be a massive hypocrite on political issues?

Christmas Music Sucks

Christmas Music Sucks

This has to stop. Nobody asked for it and nobody wants it. Christmas music is canceled. If we all come together on this then we can make it happen. How would that be for a Christmas miracle?!

We dedicate this episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks to anyone who has ever worked retail in the month of December. You didn’t deserve that.