Christmas Music Sucks

Christmas Music Sucks

This has to stop. Nobody asked for it and nobody wants it. Christmas music is canceled. If we all come together on this then we can make it happen. How would that be for a Christmas miracle?!

We dedicate this episode of Your Favorite Band Sucks to anyone who has ever worked retail in the month of December. You didn’t deserve that.

The Rolling Stones Suck

The Rolling Stones Suck

If you think the Rolling Stones are “cool” then you probably tried to join the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle gang at some point.

They’re not cool. They never were. They were told how to dress and how to talk. Even they know they suck at making music because they’ve only put out two albums in the past, like, twenty years and one of them was just a bunch of stupid covers.